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Help Americans in Need Feed Their Pets

How would you feel if you got up every morning and had nothing to feed your pets. Like every day they are counting on their owners to provide them with a little nourishment. All of a sudden that nourishment is not there and they have no idea why you are doing this to them. They continue to love you and help you in the only way they know how but still they are hungry. If you are fortunate to be able to help this cause all the animals at Rainbow Bridge will chime in to send you good Karma.

Jesus is Watching

Just a Joke
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”
“Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiler Jesus,” the bird answered.